God vs. Al Capone
April 23, 2008 by chillinatthecabstand
Who is more evil? Let’s meet our contenders before the smackdown begins.
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Al Capone:
Alphonse “Scarface” Capone is a notorious gangster from the Prohibition era who is best known for his huge bootlegging business and for the Valentine’s Day Massacre, where he had his men dress as police men, line up his enemies against a wall, and blow them to bits. Capone was eventually taken down by the feds on charges of tax evasion, which was the only crime they could dig up evidence for. Capone died from syphillis after going crazy in jail. Several movies have been based on his life, including “The Untouchables” and the 1932 classic “Scarface: Shame of a Nation” (the main character, Tony Camonte, is based on Capone).
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God:
God is a fascist dictator who lives in Heaven, which is a magical dimension you travel to when you die if he likes you, and has one son, Jesus. He is a notorious Jew-killer, ethnic cleanser, homophobe, mass murderer, and a generally bloodthirsty fascist. He rules the heaven and the earth with an iron fist, healing people he likes and torturing people he doesn’t. After you die, he fucks you forever by throwing you into hell unless you believe in… well, Christians can’t decide for sure what the requirements are. They just know they’re getting in.
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ROUND 1: MURDER TOLL
Al Capone: Killed a few people, had a few hundred more killed by his men in protection of his bootlegging business. Bombed bars, killed police, and rival gangsters, etc.
God: Indistcriminatly killed Egyptian children, drowned millions of animals and people, including children, dragged tens of thousands of Jews into a desert just to kill most of them, eternally damns/tortures presumably billions (trillions?) of people for not doing what he says… The list goes on.
EVIL SCOREBOARD:
Al Capone: 0
God: 1
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ROUND 2: ABUSE OF POLITICAL POWER
Al Capone: Had a lot of stupid political ideas that no one took seriously (like that he should be mayor of Chicago and that Teddy Roosevelt wouldn’t get elected president because he was so fat), but he did control almost every policeman and gangster in Chicago and once used that influence to restrain his men and rival gangsters so that they would not disrupt the mayoral election. He also bribed juries and police, but that’s more of an abuse of money than of political influence.
God: Had his followers carry out many ethnic cleansings in his name, as well as had them murder anyone who didn’t want to follow him.
EVIL SCORECARD:
Al Capone: 0
God: 2
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ROUND 3: GIVING BACK
(In this round, whoever of the two gave back to the world the LEAST will get another Evil Point)
Al Capone: Opened many soup kitchens for the poor and homeless - the first soup kitchens in Chicago, actually. Helped many varieties of impoverished people and, as mentioned earlier, helped prevent disruption of a Chicago mayoral election. He also provided liquor to Chicago for years, but that can be seen as a bad thing.
God: Eternally saves people he likes, but, as his son himself said, it doesn’t take much to be nice to people you like. (He also brought the Jews out of slavery, but he fucked that up pretty nicely, negating the good ness of the original deed)
EVIL SCORECARD:
Al Capone: 0
God: 3
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There you have it - God is offically more evil than Al Capone.
I laffed so hard t this part I almost cried; God is a fascist dictator who lives in Heaven.
I don’t get why athiests will never understand how God and man are in diffrent realms? Fascist is a thing that only happens on earth, in countrys overrun with librals. Athiests make up this idea what they think God is based on smoking some drugs or who knows were it comes from, then they don’t like what they image God is, and use that to try to discredit Him. It’s like if somebody told me they don’t like Chinese peopel because they have 3 arms, that’s athiest logic about God. Al these things you believe about Him aren’t true.
“a person who is dictatorial or has extreme right-wing views. ”
There you go - fascist.
The other accusations were taken from Exodus and occasionally Noah.
Totalitarian would describe him pretty well, too.
[...] think God is a bully or something. I dunno how they can not believe in God and hate him at the same [...]
If you were not so convinced in your spirit that GOD exists, you would not be working so hard to try to persuade yourself that He doesn’t.
Any murdering fascist dictator like you describe would not let people like you (or me) exist, have the liberty to make your own choices and/or freely discuss them with others.
You’ve obviously heard some of the history in the Old Testament. How about exploring the loving God of the New Testament. The one who came to earth, died, rose again and sent us his Holy Spirit so we can walk with GOD daily, not just look at Him as “a fascist dictator who lives in Heaven”.
God loves us. We did nothing to earn it, don’t deserve it and therefore, can do nothing to lose it. We can chose to ignore and reject His love, but He is always waiting with open arms to accept us back, no matter what we’ve done.
May GOD bless you and reveal Himself to you.
Great book on this subject
http://www.amazon.com/Case-Christ-Journalists-Personal-Investigation/dp/0310209307/ref=pd_bbs_5?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1210434227&sr=8-5
Ha! You must be joking - Lee Strobel? Please.
http://caseagainstfaith.com/articles/strobel.htm
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