welcome to the third installment of my (un)popular blog series – things assholez do! all uv theze thingz are scientifically proven facts gathered from studying the asshole in his/her natural habitats – school, friends’ mansions, and the hollister store. to question these conclusions iz 2question serious scientific study. you asshole.
THINGS ASSHOLES DO PART V: TYPE AT STARBUCKS
aside from the hollister store and local golf course, there is no place more overpopulated with assholes than your local starbucks.
these noble creatures spend hours and days at a time pecking away at expensive laptops, as if to say “loook at me – i’m literate!”
most hope to sell their script about a struggling writer pecking away like an asshole at starbucks to hollywood and someday become filthy fucking rich.
poor assholes.
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