why would I be an agnostic? god does not exist. he could though, I do admit that. but i sure as hell know he isn’t the god in the bible or q’uran.
so yes, I am technically an agnostic. however, it is a title i reject for atheist for 2 reasons
1. even if god cant be proven or disproven, I still think he’s bullshit
and
2. theres a word for people that believe in the easter bunny: children/retards. theres a word for people who don’t: adults/sane people. i suppose there COULD be an easter bunny, but i am damn sure there isn’t. so what am I – kiiind of sane? nah fuck it, I’m just straight sane. it’s the same with religion
hey, fun fact! according to the bible, jesus couldn’t use his groooovy magic powers in cities where people didn’t believe in him. just like santa claus in “elf!”

